The one and only Nick Locker stepped into the limelight and took on some tough questions ......
1 Whats your full name ?Nicky Locker
2 Birthdate ?02-08-1985
3 Age started playing at ? 11
4 Favourite Footie Team ? Man Utd
5 Favorite cricket shot ? My cut shot, its brill!!!
6 Team most enjoy playing ? Anyone I score runs against or take wickets, which aint many teams!!
7 Best looking at the club ? Apart from me.... my beautiful fiance Fee
8 Favourite fielding position ? Anywhere I just that good
9 Favourite music / artist ? Still loving Coldplays Viva la Vida
10 Favourite other local team ? Leek... is that right?
11 Worst cricket ground ? Stafford
12 Sporting Idol ?Ryan Giggs
13 Bat, Bowl or Field ? Field
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have? Ice Cream imported from Italy, Fee and sun tan lotion.
15 Favourite Film ? Tough one Shawshank Redemption but many others I could pick.
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ?Tough one again Stoney or Jo, Stoney I say.
17 Stupidest person at the club ? Stoney
18 Funniest person at the club ?Jo woody
19 Favourite Quote ? Watever I dont mind.
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who?Was not a banter or comment but Nick Gore batting at the opposite end to me at porthill in 3rds and with his trousers ripped in the groin area. His tackle was hanging out and as I and everyone else who could see were laughing our heads off next ball he got hit in the area to which he fell over in agony. funniest moment ever in my cricket!!! Priceless.
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? Me a quiet player so none to recall
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ? Anyone who will have me!!
24 Who's the longest in the shower ? Me brother, same doesnt run in the family!! hehehe
25 Highlight of career ? Representing the Staffs League side as a Meir Heath player
26 Favourite holiday destination ? Italy
27 Best part of 2008 for MHCC ? Success of all the junior sides and the 2s and 3s as well.
Former Pro and underpaid web host Neil Crump answers his own questions ......
1 Whats your full name ?Neil Brian Crump
2 Birthdate ?27-12-66
3 Age started playing at ?1
4 Favourite Footie Team ?MHCC's most popular team Port Vale
5 Favorite cricket shot ?Jase Brit's late cut
6 Team most enjoy playing ? Meir Heath (I used to always get runs against 'em!)
7 Best looking at the club ?Chris Smith
8 Favourite fielding position ?Third Man apparently
9 Favourite music / artist ?Swiss rockers Gotthard
10 Favourite other local team ?Meir Heath seconds
11 Worst cricket ground ?Sandyford - Belsen
12 Sporting Idol ? Brian Crump
13 Bat, Bowl or Field ?Bowl if its doing a bit.
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have?My music collection, a good hi-fi and an air guitar.
15 Favourite Film ?Enemy at the gates
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ?Stoney
17 Stupidest person at the club ? Freddie Q
18 Funniest person at the club ?Big Al
19 Favourite Quote ?Half the people you talk to are below average
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who?Lefty to Albie Morkel in 2003, when the sociable South African was struggling to dismiss me, Lefty said "Hey Morkel he's only a printer ya know and he doesn't even practice"
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? Too many to remember
22 Favourite Food ? Chinese
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ?Anyone who'll have me
24 Who's the longest in the shower ?Tom Baker or Billy
25 Highlight of career ?Skippering MHCC to promotion for the first time in our history
26 Favourite holiday destination ?New Zealand
27 Best part of 2008 for MHCC ?Under 13s and 15s winning leagues
28 Favourite film quotes ? "Doc, can you save him ? ... No I don't think so, i'm not a very good Doctor at all ! " (Hot Shots). - "Oh wow! I just had the wierdest dream.......You know you're driving right? " (Reno 911)
Under 17's captain and the off spinner come wicket keeper batsmen Callum Rowley was short and sharp with his answers !!
1 Whats your full name ?Callum Rowley
2 Birthdate ?25/01/91
3 Age began to play cricket at ? 14
4 Favourite football team ?Stoke City
5 Favourite cricket shot ?Forward Defensive
6 Team most enjoy playing ? Caverswall
7 Best looking at the club ?Wendy Locker
8 Favourite fielding position ?Wicket keeper
9 Favourite music band/artist ?One Night Only
10 Favourite other local cricket team ? Blythe
11 Worst cricket ground ? Wootton
12 Sporting idol ?Sachin Tendulkar
13 Bat, bowl or field ? Bat
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have? Spare set of clothes, pair of sunglasses and sun tan lotion.
15 Favourite Film ?Snatch
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ?Jo Woodward
17 Stupidest person at the club ? Naj
18 Funniest person at the club ?Marc Townsend
19 Favourite Quote ?Better to be someone for the day than no one for a life time.
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who?During an under 15's match, 'guys missed the ball more than cinderella'.
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? I am not the sledging type.
22 Favourite Food ? Mexican
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ?Dont shower in under 17's.
24 Who's the longest in the shower ?Tom Baker
25 Highlight of career ?55 against Caverswall under 17's.
2nd team captain Phil Critchlow stepped into the frame and was full of ideas in his responses!
1 Whats your full name ?Phil Critchlow
2 Birthdate ?19/10/66
3 Age began to play cricket at ? 17
4 Favourite football team ?Port Vale
5 Favourite cricket shot ?Going big!
6 Team most enjoy playing ? Moddershall
7 Best looking at the club ?Billy Locker
8 Favourite fielding position ?Wicket keeper
9 Favourite music band/artist ?Beatles
10 Favourite other local cricket team ?Dont like anyone else
11 Worst cricket ground ? Fenton
12 Sporting idol ?Aryton Senna
13 Bat, bowl or field ? Bat
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have?Durex, a Strongbow and a lady friend with a curvacious figure
15 Favourite Film ?I hate films
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ?Nick Locker
17 Stupidest person at the club ? Me
18 Funniest person at the club ?Me
19 Favourite Quote ? To Stoney, we beat Rode Park in 3 overs, Stoney said, no you didnt it was 2.6 overs!
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who?Go Big or Go Home
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? That shot needs cleaning, just like your wife needs a wash (sure you can work it out)
22 Favourite Food ? Bangers & Mash
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ?Shakey
24 Who's the longest in the shower ?Me
25 Highlight of career ?My kids
26 Favourite holiday destination ?Austrailia of course!
Jake heath was next in line and due to the slow responses of the questions I believe some of his responses were pre meditated!!! Changes will be made!!
1 Whats your full name ?Jake Lance Heath
2 Birthdate ?21/9/89
3 Age began to play cricket at ? 8
4 Favourite football team ? Liverpool
5 Favourite cricket shot ? STRAIGHT DRIVE
6 Ugliest team in the league ? Moddershall
7 Best looking at the club ?Dawn Heath
8 Favourite fielding position ?Wicket keeper
9 Favourite music band/artist ?The Wombats
10 Favourite other local cricket team ? Stone
11 Worst cricket ground ? Stafford
12 Most preferred crisp flavour ?Worcster sauce
13 Bat, bowl or field ?Field
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have?Mrs Ray Mears, A machette, and a supermodel.
15 Favourite Film ?Shawshank Redemption
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ?Jo Woodward
17 Stupidest person at the club ?Neil Crump
18 Funniest person at the club ?Alex Walley
19 Favourite Quote ?From Blues Brothers, its 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, a half packet of cigarettes, its dark, were wearing sunglasses, lets hit it!!
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who?Jake and Darren Long. Our former pro Saj Ali had just bounced Longy. Mr Long then turned to Jake and said wait til our pro bounces you, to which Jake replied, which one ??
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ?Did he get a ball and a set of stumps with his bat. To someone with a JS bat.
22 Favourite cricket sandwich at Tea time ?Chicken and Stuffin
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ?Ladies first team ???
24 Who's the longest in the shower ?Billys straight in and straight out
25 Highlight of career ? Playing in Barbados and winning 5-0 as captain
26 Stoneys targets or Jo's 'strap em on' ? JO'S STRAP EM ON
Jo Woody gives his answers to some tough questions!!
1 Whats your full name ?JOSEPH JOHN WOODWARD
2 Birthdate ? 1/11/88
3 Age began to play cricket at ? 6 ISH
4 Favourite football team ?STOKE I SUPPOSE
5 Favourite cricket shot ? STRAIGHT DRIVE
6 Ugliest team in the league ? CAVERSWALL
7 Best looking at the club ?WENDY LOCKER
8 Favourite fielding position ?BACKWARD POINT
9 Favourite music band/artist ? THE FRATELLIS
10 Favourite other local cricket team ? MODDERSHALL
11 Worst cricket ground ? ONNELLY
12 Most preferred crisp flavour ? SALT & VINEGAR
13 Bat, bowl or field ? BAT WHEN IN FORM
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have? PAIR OF FRESH PANTS, SOMEONE HOT TO BE WITH AND A SNORKEL
15 Favourite Film ? ANCHOR MAN
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ? RICH STONEY
17 Stupidest person at the club ?ALEX WALLEY
18 Funniest person at the club ? ALEX WALLEY
19 Favourite Quote ?FROM ANCHOR MAN, 'YOU CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME CAN YOU, I CAN THINK OF PLENTY OF THINGS TO SAY TO YOU, LIKE YOU ARE A DIRTY BITCH!
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who? GO AWAY YOU LITTLE SAUSAGE (bold words edited) (TO JO FROM JASON CARRIGAN AFTER JO HAD MASHED HIM FOR 4 SIXES IN ONE OVER)
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? IS IT DARK OVER THERE ALWAYS LIVING IN YOUR BROTHERS SHADOW?. TO AKIL PATEL SAMIT PATELS BROTHER
22 Favourite cricket sandwich at Tea time ?HAM SALAD
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ?BILLY LOCKER
24 Who's the longest in the shower ?BILLY LOCKER
25 Highlight of career ? PLAYING FOR THE MIDLANDS
26 Stoneys targets or Jo's 'strap em on' ? JO'S STRAP EM ON
First up to the stand is England Under 21 star Danni 'Totty' Wyatt
1 What's your full name ?DANIELLE NICOLE WYATT
2 Birthdate ? 22/4/91
3 Age began to play cricket at ?9
4 Favourite Football Team ?PORT VALE
5 Favourite cricket shot ? COVER DRIVE
6 Ugliest team in the league ? LONGTON
7 Best looking at the club ? NATHAN KINGSBURY POSSIBLY
8 Favourite fielding position ? POINT
9 Favourite music band/artist ? COLDPLAY
10 Favourite other local Cricket team ? WHITMORE
11 Worst cricket ground ? WEDGWOOD (I NEVER GET RUNS THERE)
12 Most preferred crisp flavour ? SALT AND VINEGAR
13 Bat, Bowl or Field ? BAT
14 If on a desert island what 3 things would you like to have? A MAN, DAVE FORDS AA MAP AND AN INTERNET READY LAPTOP
15 Favourite Film ? JAWS
16 Best Non-Professional player at the club ? GEORGIA ELWISS
17 Stupidest person at the club ? NEIL CRUMP
18 Funniest person at the club ? SID CONNOR
19 Favourite Quote ? FASTEN YA SEAT BELTS THIS GIRL CAN'T DRIVE
20 Most memorable Cricketing Banter / Comment and by who? TO MANY TO MENTION
21 Best sledge/comment by yourself and to who ? THIS ONES HAD MORE MISSES THAN HENRY THE EIGHTH
22 Favourite cricket sandwich at Tea time ? EGG MAYO
23 Who's your Ice bath Buddy ? GEORGIA
24 Who's the longest in the shower ? WHAT ????
25 Highlight of career ? PLAYING IN HOLLAND FOR ENGLAND U 21s
